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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks


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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

guy:

*doesn’t clap along to happy by pharrell bc im not happy*

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

th3littlemermaid14:

this is me in every situation… 

th3littlemermaid14:

this is me in every situation…