Inspirational Beyoncé Quotes to Live By
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
Then introduce a deadly disease to their family
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY